It would take 10 pages to try to describe what happened here this morning. I decided to just sit in a chair and SHOW you. Be ready to laugh
-- or maybe cry
-- when you see what a super-crazy thing I did today.
Now, if I can convince myself not to run away from home and go into hiding, I really need to get back to the whole crotch curve saga for those of you who are waiting for it. Good thing I won't be running for public office EVER!